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O this is so funny & worth noting men folk

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Subject:	hee hee
Date:	Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:04:24 -0400

The Hormone Guide 
Women will understand this! 
Men should  memorize  it! 
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS	SAFER	SAFEST	ULTRA  SAFE
What's for   dinner?	Can I help you   with dinner?	Where would you like   to go for dinner?	Here, have some wine.
Are you   wearing that?	You sure   look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you   so worked up about?	Could we be   overreacting?	Here's my paycheck.	Here, have some wine.
Should you be   eating that?	You know, there are   a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a piece   of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine.
What did you   DO all day?	I hope you didn't   over-do it today.	I've always loved you   in that robe!	Here, have some wine.

13  Things PMS Stands For:  

1.  Pass My Shotgun  
2.  Psychotic Mood Shift  
3.  Perpetual Munching Spree  
4.  Puffy Mid-Section  
5..  People Make me Sick  
6.  Provide Me with Sweets  
7.  Pardon My Sobbing  
8.  Pimples May Surface  
9.  Pass My Sweat pants  
10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome  
11.  Plainly; Men Suck 

              12.  Pack My Stuff   

and my  favorite  one :  

13.  Potential  Murder Suspect   

Forward this  information to all of your hormonal friends
and those who might need a good  laugh...
and men who need a warning. 
And, have some wine.

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