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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Navy SEALs

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Navy SEALs are always taught :

       1) Keep your priorities in order and, Ship

       2) Know when to act without hesitation. Battleship

     

       A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. Students

He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. Medal Submarine Tank 3Troop Smiley 2Rambo

     

       One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. Teacher 

One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated,

Gold Cross "God, if you are real, then I want You to knock me off this platform. Tripping

 I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." Watch

     

       The lecture room fell silent. Boring Lecture

You could hear a pin drop. Needle And Thread

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,  Hourglass

"Here I am God. I'm still waiting." Waiting

     

       It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair,  Camouflage

 went up to the professor, Smack Me

 and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. Wise Guy

The professor was out cold. Faint 

 The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. Writing

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.  Shocked

     

       The professor  Love Sick eventually came to, noticeably shaken, Zany looked at the SEAL and asked,

 "What the hell is the matter with you? Shocked Why did you do that?" Question Mark

     

       The SEAL calmly replied,

 "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers

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who are protecting your right Hear YeLiberty to say stupid shit  Capitol Hill and act like an asshole . USA USA USA

 So He sent me."CamouflageMilitary

 

 

 


 

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